http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239
So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —

– The Fist, checking a suspicous package.
— wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:

– If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.