ABC “News:” Al Qaeda’s latest designs involve bombs surgically implanted in terrorists

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239

 

So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —

 

The Fist, checking a suspicous package.

 

 

— wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:

 

– If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.