96
The number of times Barack Obama has played golf in just one term in office. In other words, in 3 1/2 years in office, over 3 months of it has been spent playing golf.
$10,000,000.00
The US dollars that Michelle Obama has spent of taxpayer money on personal vacations, though it is believed to be higher.
1
For the sake of the free world, the number of times Barack Obama is elected president of the United States.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
The number of times an Obama voter need apologize before they could get half way through the process of atoning for what they did to the United States.
0
The number of fan letters The Fine Report has received to date from Barack Obama, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Larry Page, Peter Slipper, George Clooney, the Devil, Joseph Biden, Michelle Obama, Brad Pitt, Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, The Professor, Mao, Jay Carney, giant shrimp, aliens, Elizabeth Warren, James Cameron, North Korea, Jimmy Carter, the TSA, the New York Times, Warren Buffett, Saturday Night Live, David Axelrod, Hitler, Mike Tyson, Martin Bashir, Hugo Chavez, Jeb Bush — or anyone else, for that matter.
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