Obama: “This is driving me crazy. Just so I’m clear: you’re saying ‘Great Britain’ and the ‘United Kingdom’ are the same place?”
Cameron: “Seriously — who the devil is this?”
Help.
“Don’t worry. I get out in a few months, and I’m comin’ to save ya.”
– Incarcerated criminal Keith Judd, who nearly defeated Barack Obama yesterday in a state primary election.