“Judging by the favorable reaction, I find this choice of Ryan very disturbing. This calls into question Mitt Romney’s ability to lose. I mean, has the man gone crazy? What if he wins? We’ll all have to actually do something!”
-Squeaker of the House John Boehner
“John, John, John… Have a little faith! Give the guy some time to figure out another way blow the election. I went through the same thing after they forced Palin on me. But my subsequent “Obama is a good man” statements put things back where I wanted them to be. Trust me: the RINO is not an endangered species in this country.”
-Stockholm Syndrome sufferer, John McCain
“I’ll second that!”
RINO Lyndsay Grahmnesty
