*Sigh*
-Sarah Palin, speaking at a local campaign event, August 6, 2012.
“You weren’t talking about me, were you? Because you should see how I look in those hot shoes, with my Superwoman shirt on. Because you know, during the latest of my full-body plastic surgeries, I had the hammer toes removed from my feet, and the leftover pieces implanted in my breasts. (So know I really know what you guys mean when you talk about ‘knockers.’ Ha!) Do you want to see? I’ll take off my shirt and my shoes. Here, look — !”
Desperate former US House Speaker, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, who voters booted out of office in 2010.
“At least Palin won’t get the chubby-chasers!”
-Debbie Whatshername Schultz, with a chubby-chaser.
Guess who:
“There are ‘chubby-chasers?’ How come no one’s chasing me? I’d better run this by Huma.”
– Incredible Bozo, and current Secretary of State of the United States
-The incredible Bozo, with de facto Secretary of State, Huma Abedin, whose family has intimate dies to the most violent Muslim terror groups.