BREAKING: Crazy Elizabeth Warren Is Part Black, Too!

Not only is Harvard lunatic and Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 1/320,000 American Indian (“Someone told me my grandmother had high cheek bones — and feathers!”).

 

But it turns out she is also part black:

 

“Someone told me my Aunt Shirley had rhythm!”

 

– A photo, purportedly of Elizabeth Warren’s Aunt Shirley at what was then known as a ‘sock hop,’ circa 1955.

 

 

 

“Who is this Elizabeth Warren psycho dipsh-t?!  Just what the f-ck is going on around here?!”

– Guest commentator Blutto Blutarsky