BREAKING: Washington Post Publisher Katherine Weymouth worked as a prostitute* in college?
Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth, booking photo, in her days as a prostitute, strung out on meth?*
– Weymouth’s newspaper recently published a false story about American poltitician, Mitt Romney, accusing him of physically abusing a person. The Washington Post has yet to apologize. (NOT PARODY) If parody is ever in order, it’s now, isn’t it? So, let’s do it!…
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/05/10/WaPo-Changes-Story-No-Correction
‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth comes clean?*
“My pimp at the time – Fillmore — shortened my name, and called me ‘Mouthwash.’ It was hard, disgusting work. Let’s tell it like it is: I was a whore. (After the Romney false hit-piece I published, some people are calling me a whore now! Ironic, huh?) But when you got a drug habit, you have to pay for it, no matter how. Coming clean now feels good to me — almost as good as it must feel to Jennifer Aniston when she’s scratching her crotch. And no more need to gargle 50 times a day. That, and publishing a newspaper. What more could a former b.j. queen and crackhead ask for? And, I get paid a lot, too.”*
– Today: clean and sober? Former b.j queen: “But sometimes I yearn for the past. So I’ll gargle here and there, just for old times sake.* These days, I get my ‘whore fix’ by further destroying what was once a great newspaper and selling out my country to blindly shill for a handful of corrupt politicians.”
(IS THAT LAST SENTENCE PARODY? YOU TELL US.)
“That is some funny stuff, boy! That is what I call ‘parody!’ Keep it up, you guys , you’re doing important commentary — and slaying me at the same time Hey, isn’t this what Saturday Night Live is paying those sell-out a-holes they have on staff to do?”
-Actor George Clooney
*Retraction and apology to Weymouth: same as WAPO recently gave to Mitt Romney. And that’s a lot, from a humble website, to a giant international organ. (Steady ‘Mouthwash,’ don’t get excited — we don’t mean that kind of organ.)
Martin Luther King Jr.: “A lie cannot live.”
