— THE LOSER WILL ALWAYS TURN ON YOU.
It is an axiom of life, and, by the way, an accurate but unfortunate method to tell if someone is truly a loser.
(Seeing you will remind them of who they really are, and they will hate you for it.)
– Loser.
Thus:
(NO JOKE HERE:)
‘THE AMATEUR:’ HOW MICHELLE OBAMA GREW TO HATE OPRAH WINPHREY:
-Oprah was shoved aside by Michelle Obama, just as Oprah’s audience shoved her aside as they realized she helped put a lunatic and his crazy wife in White House.
(It took a construction crew and a backhoe, but eventually she was shoved aside.)
In his new book, “The Amateur: Barack Obama in the White House,” journalist Edward Klein reveals how even former friends and political allies of the president have become frustrated with his remoteness and bungling of crises. Klein, former editor of The New York Times Magazine and frequent contributor to Vanity Fair, interviewed numerous members of Obama’s inner circle.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/jealous_michelle_vs_oprah_wDXXjFfq75tZRro1jy1AtK
(All right, back to the jokes:)
“Isn’t Oprah lovely? So calm and collected as she gets stabbed in the back by the loser she miraculously put in White House. So, so lovely. As lovely as Michelle Obama, who is so calm and collected as she stabs Oprah after beginning to hate Oprah for reminding her of her suspect past and her inherently trashy nature. Mitt and I are thinking of appearing on Oprahs’ show with Michelle, where we might announce our endorsement of Michelle’s lovely husband, ‘The Amateur.'”
-Ann Romney