From Martin “Marty” Malamute, political analyst for The Fine Report:
“At some point, we need to have a very frank discussion about the future of our country and this dog-eating fraud we’ve got in high office. I believe that in a few weeks, the reality is going to sink in to the Obama White House that with their current advisers, they’re going to get their tails kicked in November. At that point, they are going to then accept outside professional management in the White house until at least the election. (Look for the return of some of the people who got ‘Bark’ elected in 2008 to reappear. And don’t think they’re going to help just to get thrown a bone — they’ll extract big political paybacks.) So things are get more challenging for us as their new people come at us with their fur up. But I still think we’re going to send this a-hole packing, and with his tail fully between his legs, so do not get discouraged, no matter what they throw at us. Trust me: their bark will be worse than their bite. So all you conservative political animals: keep your temper on a short leash, but your teeth very, very sharp (and free of tartar — you’ll avoid that ‘doggie breath’ thing that could turn off a swing voter). And remember: if you haven’t had your vet squeeze your anal glands this year, do it now, so you don’t wind up like nose-pickers Obama and Hillary Clinton, and get caught on camera licking your ass.”
“‘Till next time,”
Marty Malamute, political analyst for The Fine Report
A review of Marty’s polticial no-no’s:
“Depending on how much money you have, you really can pick your nose. But no matter how much money you have, you cannot pick your family.”
-Michael Jackson, picking his nose