The ‘Dumbass Strategy 2012:’
(‘Dumbass One’ was originated by John McCain in his 2008 presidential campaign against ‘Barack Obama,’ whoever he really is.)
Romney repudiates using Obama’s “God Damn America” Preacher of 20 Years, in ads
http://www.therightscoop.com/mark-levin-slams-romney-for-savaging-newt-yet-pulling-back-against-obama-with-rev-wright/
“Arrrrrrgggghhhh! What is wrong with this guy?!”
“Are you meaning to tell me that an American president’s preacher of 20 years saying ‘God damn America’ over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, is something I should actually point out to voters? I am in complete agreement on this with the New York Times. It’s simply not a nice thing to do to a young nice man like ‘Barack Obama,’ who is simply in over his head.”
-Potential enabler of Barack Obama’s second term, and potentially hopeless GOP candidate, Mittens Romney
(“Psst, Mitt: ‘ix-nay on the riticism-cay.*. You don’t want to win by accident, do ya?) Er, Mitt, I completely agree with you and the New York Times — Obama is a terrific guy and so is that Reverend Wright!”
John McCain, disasterous Republican candidate in 2008, who fell on his face with the ‘Obama is a nice guy’ strategy.
“Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you the likes of John McCain and Mitt Romney. Idiots, both of them! And you Republican hacks: you’re even bigger idiots. Just what the hell are you doing to this country?”
-Football great Vince Lombardi
CNN propagandsist Wolf Blitzer Cheers Romney, for consumption by Romney and his Etch-a-sketcher advisors: “That’s the right thing to do, and it has the added advantage of being smart politics.”
But back on CNN, Blitzer preaches to the left:
“We’ve got Romney by the nose, everyone! He’s as dumb in politics as we hoped, and is stubborn as a jackass! This is great news for Barack Obama.”
– CNN propagandist, Wolf Blitzer
“Isn’t Wolf Blitzer lovely? So lovely. So calm and collected as he spouts lie after lie, shilling for the left and the radicals of the Democrat party. Mitt and I are thinking of making Wolf chief campaign strategist for Mitt’s presidential campaign, even if we endorse Barack Obama!”
-Ann Romney, who recently called the oafish and nasty “Michelle Obama “lovely, calm and collected.”
REMEMBER THIS: ROMNEY IS NOT YET THE GOP CANDIDATE . THERE WILL BE A CONVENTION, AND ROMNEY COULD VERY WELL GET BOOTED OUT AS THE GOP CANDIDATE. WITH HIS ‘DUMBASS STRATEGY 2012,’ HE’S GOING TO HAND ‘BARACK OBAMA’ (WHOEVER HE IS) A SECOND TERM. WE MIGHT AS CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO WILL GO POINT OUT THE TRUTH, AND GO DOWN FIGHTING.
THE PROFESSOR WEIGHS IN!
Hey there!
“My goodness. What is Romney’s problem? I mean, I know McCain suffers from Stockholm syndrome from his days as a prisoner of war. The Syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which captives express empathy and have positive feelings towards their captors, sometimes to the point of defending them. These feelings are generally considered irrational in light of the danger or risk endured by the victims, who essentially mistake a lack of abuse from their captors for an act of kindness. McCain was chosen to be a fighter pilot — he was supposed to have been vetted, and he should have been able to survive that kind of psychological trauma being a prisoner of war creates. The truth is, his father was a Navy big shot, so John was put at the head of the line, apparently without having ‘the right stuff,’ as they say. The result is we have a man in high office who has positive feelings toward his political enemies, to the point of defending them! (Remember McCain’s defending Obama in the 2008 election, saying Obama was a ‘decent person and a person that you do not have to be scared of as president of the United States.’ Wow, talk about Stockholm Syndrome!) Stockholm syndrome can be also be seen as a form of traumatic bonding, which does not necessarily require a hostage scenario. It’s odd, but strong emotional ties that develop between two persons where one person intermittently harasses, beats, threatens, abuses, or intimidates the other. So all you have to do in a person like McCain — or Romney — is push the right button, and wham! Now speaking of Romney: I know what explains McCain’s cowardice, but what in the world can explain Romney’s? I simply don’t know why that man is terrified of conflict with Obama or the New York Times! And that Ann Romney — hasn’t she heard the adage, ‘it’s better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it?’
Getting back to McCain, Lord knows how I would do at the hands of North Vietnamese torturers. Heck, I’d probably agree to anything. Why, I’d probably agree that racism causes global warming! And who knows how Romney’d do, given his abject fear of confrontation with Obama or the New York Times. (Now, can you imagine what John Boehner would do? They’d probably just snarl at him, and he’d give away every national security secret he knows.) By the way, I’m still looking for a purple sticky-note I misplaced. I know, it’s ridiculous — but I have a lot of stuff laying around. So if you see it, let me know! Till next time!
Professor Papalopolopolis’ C.V.:
http://thefinereport.com/2012/04/who-is-the-professor/
*This is known as ‘pig latin,’ a play on spelling to conceal the meaning of the words from others not familiar with the ‘coding.’ The first consonant (or consonant cluster) is moved to the end of the word and an ay is affixed (for example, pig yields igpay and computer yields omputercay or truancy yields uancytray). In the example above, McCain is saying to Romney, “Nix on the criticism.” It has been used in the Disney movie “The Lion King,’ where Zazu says to Simba “ixnay on the upidstay” and in response Banzai the Hyena says “Who you calling upidstay?”
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