Some fun, for the rest of us
Hillary Clinton today entered an Alcoholics Annonymous program at an undisclosed location in preparation to replace Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as Barry Obama’s running mate. “I was stupid in choosing a fool like Biden,” said Obama. “And I’m even more stupid in choosing a drunken fool like Clinton. But that’s how I … Read more
http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/15/in-harvard-essay-young-michelle-obama-argued-for-race-based-faculty-hiring/ BREAKING: The Fine Report has uncovered the essay! To Harverd law skool: I think peelpe who are wite, should not be hired as law professerz. Black peeple should be hired, insted. Why do I say this you ask? Becauze here at Harverd, they teech the Socratic method, which iz too hard. … Read more
Vice President Biden: “Attention all you colored peoples out dere: be careful dere, because dat Romney is gonna put y’all in chains! And it won’t be dem gold chains, like dat Mr. T has, or dem welfare chains, neither! I gots to know a lot about da black man over time. In fact, I … Read more
Microsoft co-founder and global philanthropist Bill Gates launches search for a new toilet http://ca.news.yahoo.com/bill-gates-kicks-off-search-toilet-future-233951796.html “After the election of Barack Obama, I thought America would become the ultimate toilet. But with Romney picking Ryan, well, those two guys just might kick the sh-t out of that four-flusher Obama, and his potty-mouth V.P., Biden. So … Read more
America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas was publicly admonished by the porcine Michelle Obama for eating an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after Gabby won a Gold Medal in the Olympics -No eating problem here. “Gabby, if you want to walk with queens, you cannot eat like a cow — or … Read more
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/confused-why-goldman-will-face-no-criminal-charges-heres-why “Thank you, Eric Holder! Boy, do you know how to turn a blind eye. And I’m not even a Black Panther!” Corrupt NY Senator Charles Schumer
Singer Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating, Outside White House South Korean Embassy http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/13/willie-nelsons-family-protests-dog-eating-outside-south-korean-embassy/ The original story: Obama used to eat dog meat http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/17/bad-news-obama-used-to-eat-dog-meat/
“Houston, we have a porn problem.” The deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to seduce online someone he thought was a teenage girl. Now, the Securities and Exchange Commission found that 17 of 31 employees caught accessing porn at work since Barack Obama was elected — … Read more
After the uproar of the GOP establishment agreeing to corrupt, biased reporters skewing moderating the presidential debates to give a leg up to little Barry Obama, the Democrats have agreed to replace the leftists shills moderators. Meet the replacements: “Wake me up when it’s my turn to speak.” “I … Read more
This is beyond unbelievable: DEBATE MODERATORS ANNOUNCED: PBS Jim Lehrer, first Pres debate, Oct 3 Denver… CNN Candy Crowley, town hall, Oct 16, Hempstead NY… CBS Bob Schieffer, third Pres debate, Oct. 22, Boca Raton… ABC Martha Raddatz, VP debate, Oct 11, Danville KY… (source: http://drudgereport.com) “Stupidity is back, baby!” … Read more
It was a great idea — so we stole it, and added some titles of our own: The Ultimate Glamour and Fashion Guide by Michelle Obama On Moving Legislation by Harry Reid, with an introduction by Charles Schumer Profiles in Courage, II by John Boehner, with an introduction by Lyndsay Graham Getting … Read more
“Listen you, lamebrains! — We play offense, you hear? Forget defense! No idiot coach ever won a championship with just great defense! Just who’s running this GOP show, anyway??” – Pro football legend Vince Lombardi “I am. And I’m tired. And I’m scared.” “Fatigue makes cowards of us all, pal. … Read more
Obama signs Boehner-enabled bill exempting presidential appointees from Senate confirmation http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/10/obama-signs-bill-exempting-presidential-appointees-from-senate-confirmation/#ixzz23ItrPfzK “The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process,” wrote Thomas McClusky, senior vice president for the Family Research Council’s legislative arm, in a memo to lawmakers … Read more
Even CNN (!) agrees: http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/10/opinion/navarrette-olympics-flags/index.html
“Judging by the favorable reaction, I find this choice of Ryan very disturbing. This calls into question Mitt Romney’s ability to lose. I mean, has the man gone crazy? What if he wins? We’ll all have to actually do something!” -Squeaker of the House John Boehner “John, John, John… Have a little faith! … Read more
Legalinsurrection.com “Not really interested in your criticisms of the Ryan pick.” Prof. Jacobson continues: *ISSUE: “So what about Republicans and other Romney supporters who don’t think much of the pick or Ryan as V.P.? What should they do?” RULE: “Shut up.” -Cornell Professor of Law, William A. Jacobson … Read more
“I’m glad he took my advice. Mitt simply needed a policy guy to augment his already captivating charisma. Besides, like I told him, ‘When you lose, you should lose the old-fashioned GOP way! The ash-heap of history is already too full with losers going out with no style. You don’t want to be one … Read more
Another leftist media fraud gets a mere ‘time out!’ for lying: What do you call a fraud caught stealing other peoples’ writing and calling it his own? This week, you call him: “Fareed Zakaria” Time and CNN “commentator” Fareed Zakaria (who’s name, loosely translated in English, means, “What do you expect at … Read more
“I’m not a murderer. I’m positive of that.” “Am I going crazy, or that Ann Coulter right? — And did I misinterpret Boehner’s advice that Obama is just a’nice you man, in over his head,’ for he’s a ‘nice hung man, into giving head?’ Is that possible? And Ann’s ‘Michelle Obama is … Read more
An eight-year-old Asperger sufferer’s dreams were crushed when she was denied entry into an Obama event in Colorado. Little Adrianne Winkle has Asperger’s Syndrome, preventing her from ever having spoken in her life. Her malady also causes her to be extremely sensitive to heat. Considering that, her mom and dad waited until 4 … Read more
June 13, 2011: Obama refuses to all for Anthony Weiner’s Resignation: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-leadership/post/why-wont-anthony-weiner-resign/2011/04/01/AGBlHgUH_blog.html White House press secretary wouldn’t say whether President Barack Obama believes Weiner should resign for sending sexually charged photos and messages online to several women Said Obama’s press secretary Jay Carney, “President Obama understands that sometimes a married … Read more
A Fine Report exclusive — OVERHEARD! Obama at scandal-plagued Solyndra “green company,” talking with Solyndra’ CEO Chris Gronet: Obama: “So what’s this thing we’re standing in front of, do?” Gronet: “It’s a conveyor belt.” Obama: “Like what’s holding up the pants on this gigantic suit they just made me put on? … Read more
April, May, June & July 2012: Thank you — we could not have done it without you. We will now list everyone individually. …Or maybe not. But you know who you are — and thank you for your support, hatred or casual curiosity. But the greatest of thanks … Read more
Usain Bolt: Jamaican gold medalist stops a media interview to salute the U.S. flag during Olympic medal ceremony, simply out of respect. Insane Dolt: Barack Obama, refusing to salute the U.S. flag during the playing of the national anthem during the 2008 presidential primaries. Enough stupid Americans voted for him anyway. … Read more
A taxpayer-funded globe-trotting buffoon gives ‘trans-fat’ a new meaning: -Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton, humping unknown cabaret singer in South Africa, 8-7-2012 De facto Secretary of State Huma Abedin gets word of Clinton’s latest buffoonery: “Don’t look at me — I was stuck living with her for … Read more
“Mother Warren taught me well: lie about your qualifications, try to eat for free, take all you can get from other people, contribute nothing, complain the loudest — and claim you’re an Indian to get into college on some other Indian’s scholarship. Oh yeah — and be a communist — but be sure to … Read more
The story: http://nation.foxnews.com/michelle-obama/2012/08/08/obama-complains-michelle-doesnt-make-money-first-lady “My fat piece of sh-t* glutinous, good-for-nothing but blowing millions of dollars in U.S. taxpayer funds on personal vacations, bitter, hateful, classless wife doesn’t make money as First Lady! What’s up with that??” “Yeah! I want money!” -The fat piece of sh-t*, good-for-nothing but bad things, Michelle Obama … Read more
Sean Penn Campaigns for Hugo Chavez’s ‘Reelection’ in Venezuela http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/08/07/sean-penn-campaigns-hugo-chavezs-reelection-venezuela#ixzz22rtWu69E “Because, dude — I’m a total ignorant douche! — And I’ve got America to f-ck with!” -Hopefully, Chavez will get pissed off at Penn for some stupid reason — as dictators do — and lock him up in Venezuela for the rest of his … Read more
Ooops! — Wrong moron. – Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host, Barack Obama-intimate and moron, Al Sharpton Whoops — wrong moron, again. -MSNBC host, Ed Schultz Nope, nope, nope. -President Moron. Nope, still wrong. -Secretary of Inebriation, Hillary Clinton Getting closer… -The disgusting Nancy Pelosi, former Speaker of the House, who voters … Read more
