Cher (real name, Rhoda Horowitz):
‘Doesn’t want to breathe the same air as Romney and his ‘racist homophobic women hating tea-bagger masters’
Rhoda, you won’t find anyone here forcing you to breathe.
-The face — and hair — of crazy. If only wigs were brains…
Though we do have some other air we’d like you to breathe:
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Fellow crazy hair person. Only this one had talent:
-Famed ‘Wall of Sound’ music producer, Phil Spector, shown wearing a Cher wig during his trial for murder. (He was convicted, and now resides in a California prison, where he is working on his new sound, the ‘Sound of Walls.’)