It’s up! The shameless pandering for donations widget:

The money has been rolling in.  Donors so far:

George Soros: “Here. Now shut up.”

Barack Obama: “My finger might be up my nose, you you’ve got to admit it’s an otherwise very statuesque pose.”

John Boehner: “I’ll pay anything. Please, just go away.”

Leonardo DiCaprio: “Dude, thanks for the tough love. I’ve been sending her flowers every day.”

Larry Page: “Slowly, I will buy you and destroy you.”

Brad Pitt: “I can’t wait till you guys visit the White House. Then watch how I make fun of you.”

Eric Holder: “We’re tracing this money.”

Al Sharpton: “Dat picture of me dancing with dat hooker: so how much you want for it?”

The Professor: “Hey there! An astonishingly fresh and frank forum.  Hey, I just used an onomatopoeia*!”

Jack, Have Gun Did Travel: “These people know dick. Seriously — they do.”

Jay Carney: “Like Holder said, we’re tracing this money. I wouldn’t lie about it.”

Giant Shrimp: “Giving you money was no big thing at all.”

Elizabeth Warren: “Here’s $500. Now I want it back. Yes, I am part Indian-giver too.”

Hugo Chavez: I promise to remember you guys in my will:  “Hello, Fine Report.”

*Onomatopoeia is the use of imitative and naturally suggestive words for rhetorical, dramatic, or poetic effect.