Schwarzenegger to establish bipartisan think tank at USC

 

Schwarzenegger to Share Problem-Solving Skills via Nonpartisan Think Tank:

 

The USC Schwarzenegger Institute for State and Global Policy will be funded with a commitment of $20 million from the former California governor that will include a personal donation as well as money from his fundraising efforts.

 

Said Schwarzenegger, “My first problem vuz after being elected governator, I let Maria tell me vhat to do. Dat vuz a gigantic mistake. She doesn’t know you-know-vhat from shine-ola about anything, so vhy vould she know how to run a state government? Vhat vuz I thinking, right?  Den, da other problem vuz I got horny late one night at the house, so I took out my pee-pee in da kitchen and schtuped the maid.   Vhat vuz I thinking again, eh? (I should have schtuped her in the basement — I might still be married today. See vhat I’m saying about ‘problem solving?’) So I thought: ‘vhat should I do for da next time, ven I think I might do something stupid by not thinking?’ Den it hit me! — I should create a think tank! Dat vay, dere vould be a place for some extra thinking to be stored in da tank, dere, for ven important people like me forget to think! Not a bad idea, eh?”

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/2012/08/02/schwarzenegger-spearheads-nonpartisan-group

 

-The Grand Old Dame of ‘Vhat vuz I thinking?, Arnold Schwartzenegger