The First Stoner President
Funny — but this is no joke. It accounts for everything. “Dude, is that a new horror movie coming out or something? It looks freakin’ scary!”
Day: May 30, 2012
Stoner Barack Obama Stresses He Probably Knows About Judaism More than Any Other President
Obama stressed he probably knows about Judaism more than any other president, because he read about it. “No other president has read about the Jew. One night I smoked a bowl, ate some dog, then read the ‘Mein Kampf’ Cliff Notes, cover to cover. Not to mention one or two of Julius Streicher’s works … Read more
Report: Chavez’s cancer has ‘entered the end-stage’
A reporter has been told that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma, an aggressive cancer that has, literally, “entered the end stage”. Metastatic rhabdomyosarcoma is also known by its ordinary name, “Cuban doctors butchered my rectum 5 times and I still went back for more.” The prognosis is dire and that Chavez … Read more
Our Stoner President Gives Medal of Freedom to a Marxist
‘Barry the Stoner’ destroys the prestige of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, awarding it to a Marxist: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1610739/posts http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/dolores-huerta-presidential-medal-of-freedom_n_1553163.html?1338320534&ref=latino-voices&utm_hp_ref=twitter&comm_ref=&comm_crv= “Over-use of marijuana has not affected my mind… Choom, good… Marxism, good…” “Are you connecting the dots yet? Dude, nobody sees more dots than me, and even I’m connecting … Read more
If Obama had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin
“If I had a son, he’d be stoned, like Trayvon Martin. He wouldn’t work much, either.” -Connecting the dots: pathologically aloof ex-marijuana addict, U.S. president and stoner Barack Obama Autopsy: Trayvon Martin had drugs in his system: http://www.wlbt.com/story/18506505/autopsy-trayvon-martin-had-drugs-in-his-system – “Cuddles” Martin