Month: May 2012

Breaking Nooz From The Left:  Sugar Can Make You Dumb!    Sugar can make you dumb, corrupt US scientists warn. Researchers at the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) fed two groups of rats a solution containing high-fructose corn syrup — a common ingredient in processed foods — as drinking water for six weeks. “We forced … Read more

The first ‘gay-Jewish-blah-blah-blah’ President? How about The first dictator-President? (How about Elizabethh ‘Sitting Stupid‘ Warren is an Eskimo?)   It takes Fox News and the Canadian press to report this. American ‘newz‘ outlets bury it:   Barack Obama Issues New Threat to Supreme Court over ObamaCare -Not only eats dogs, but looking forward to well-seasoned … Read more

  The left in the United States is scared sh-tless of this nice young lady and her mother. But this time around, their defamation won’t go unchallenged. Nor will their evil have its intended effect.   The Fine Report has come to your emotional rescue.     (“Oh no! Not them again!”) ‘Fraid so, you … Read more

The latest hatchet job from NBC (a government-financed and controlled media entity, via government contracts with its parent, General Electric):   A thinly-veiled stab at the Romney family: “1600 Penn” “1600 Penn” is described as a “Modern Family-type” sitcom   http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nbc-orders-white-house-comedy-321139     So how about this sit-com? It’d be a lot funnier — and … Read more

  Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez returned home Friday after 11 days of cancer treatment in Cuba, saying his latest round of radiation therapy was successful. “I still have some body parts,” said Chavez.  “Of course, I must rigorously follow the medical advice in these coming days in order to continue recuperating,” Chavez said.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/12/chavez-returns-home-after-cancer-treatment-in-cuba/ … Read more

 From Martin “Marty” Malamute, political analyst for The Fine Report:   “At some point, we need to have a very frank discussion about the future of our country and this dog-eating fraud we’ve got in high office.  I believe that in a few weeks, the reality is going to sink in to the Obama White … Read more

— THE LOSER WILL ALWAYS TURN ON YOU.   It is an axiom of life, and, by the way, an accurate but unfortunate method to tell if someone is truly a loser.   (Seeing you will remind them of who they really are, and they will hate you for it.)   – Loser.     … Read more

VIENNA –  A drawing based on information from inside an Iranian military facility creates suspicion among U.N. inspectors that Tehran is conducting tests in a containment chamber of the type neeed for atomic bomb testing.   http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/13/drawing-may-provide-insight-into-iran-nuclear-intentions/   -Rendering of suspicious drawing discovered in Iranian nuclear facility.        ‘This whole thing has been … Read more

“You can fool some of the people some of the time. You can fool some of the people all of the time. But you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.” -Former U.S. President Abraham Lincoln     Obama voters, fooled all of the time:   “Because if I was dead, I … Read more

  Question: What is the difference between a $30  1.14 HDMI cable from a reputable online dealer, and a $150  1.14 HDMI cable from Best Buy?   – HDMI cable   Answer:  $120   Guest expert, MSNBC’s Al Sharpton explains:   “HDMI means ‘High Definition Media Interface.’ It sends da audio and da video at … Read more

  (Mitt, it is time to ditch your ‘Etch-a-Sketchers of stupid,’ once and for all.)     The gag fell off Ann Romney’s mouth, and the Romney ‘dumbass strategy’ flew back into action:   Ann Romney: “Michelle Obama is ‘lovely.”   Ann Romney praises Michelle Obama for “keeping her calm” and having “composure.”   Ann … Read more

  Forget Match.com or Ilikebeingtiedupandgettingtheshitbeatoutofme.com – we can do it better. And for free:     Hottie Seeking Blind Man, or Aztec: I’m an adventurous babe, hot-bodied and hot-blooded, but a completely lovable hair stylist. I finally found employment in a coal mine, but I am truly an outdoors girl at heart. I don’t like … Read more

  “Mrs. Clinton, I don’t care if you’ve had your arm up your nose to your elbow: on behalf of every Muslim radical in my country, I surpress my urge to gag and I sacrifice my hand for all the air defense systems, ground-based radars, AMRAAM air-to-air missile systems, Seahawk helicopters, Avenger air-defense systems, and … Read more

Lest anyone forget the face of ‘snatching defeat from the jaws of victory:’   U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner: loser personified.

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”   -Martin Luther King, Jr.     Hate:   – Magazine expose of Al Sharpton. (No joke)

BREAKING: Washington Post Publisher Katherine Weymouth worked as a prostitute* in college?   Katherine ‘Mouthwash’ Weymouth, booking photo, in her days as a prostitute, strung out on meth?*   – Weymouth’s newspaper recently published a false story about American poltitician, Mitt Romney, accusing him of physically abusing a person. The Washington Post has yet to … Read more

  Barack Obama’s former doctor claims that Obama lacks passion, feeling and humanity. He also believes Obamacare will be a disaster for the nation:   -From the new book, The Amateur, by Edward Klein http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=51433   ( “So I began to use my entire fist during his prostate exams, just to give him a little … Read more

Al Sharpton: GOP Declare ‘War on Black People’ — Time To ‘Fire Back’  http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/09/ITS-WAR-ON-BLACKS-Sharpton   “Rememba — G.O.P. means, ‘Gots to Oppress People!’” – Race-baiter, anti-Semite and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton     “It’s da war on black peoples!” – “Excuse me?”     “And it’s da war on dem womens people!” “So that‘s the … Read more

  Liberal periodical TIME Magazine, recent cover:       “It was exactly a dumb c-nt like that woman who turned me into the monster I was.  Exactly. Why don’t they put that on the cover?”   Executed serial killer, Theordore Bundy.  Bundy expressed a lifelong resentment toward his mother.         ….What?? … Read more

In our new feature, ‘Ask A Muslim!,‘ we asked American Muslim, Amir Abdel Ammar a question weighing heavily on the minds of many Americans:   TFR: “Which processor would you recommend on the new 21 inch iMac?”   AMMAR: “Depends on what you’re doing with it. If you’re an average user, the 2.5Ghz processor is … Read more

The ‘American Evolution’ of 2012: “Give me a nostril, or give me death!”   The very latest “news” media propaganda for Barack Obama:  MSNBC, forwarding the Associated Press: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47366846   (TEXT IS VERBATIM:) “Obama has officially finished evolving. He now has a new position.  Until very recently, much of the betting was on Obama taking … Read more

-The suspect, Democrat Natalie Manley http://freebeacon.com/chicagoland-dem-arrested-for-beating-daughter/   The victim said she had come home and told her mother, Chicago Democrat political figure Natalie Manley, she had lost her phone. Manley then began to hit her daugher in the face with closed fists, kicked her about the body and struck her with a set of keys. … Read more

  http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/british-dont-say-obese.html   The British government wants health care workers to stop using the word ‘obese’ because it might offend fat people, according to new recommendations of the National Health Service, Britain’s equivalent of the newly enacted ‘Obamacare’ system in the United States.   Guidance sent to health officials warned that “the term ‘obesity’ may … Read more

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05/09/putin-opts-out-g-8-summit-cancels-meeting-with-obama/   – Putin, at parade commemorating victory over America Germany.   Russian President Vladimir Putin is skipping a planned visit to the United States this month and a much-anticipated meeting with President Barack Obama, the White House announced Wednesday.   “Besides,” said Putin, “there are two things I never do: one, travel to meet … Read more

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-bombmaker-designs-bombs-hide-cameras-hard/story?id=16314239   So if you thought the TSA’s Freddie The Fist was bad —   – The Fist, checking a suspicous package.     — wait till you get groped at the airport by these guys:   – If you reserved a window seat, you’re going to get one — literally.    

  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/too-pornographic-canadas-new-twenty-dollar-bill-under-fire-for-unusual-reason/   Disgusting.   Please feel free to dispose of any of it you might have in the receptacle provided at the top right-side of this screen.  

  Obama: “This is driving me crazy. Just so I’m clear: you’re saying ‘Great Britain’ and the ‘United Kingdom’ are the same place?” Cameron: “Seriously — who the devil is this?”       Help.     “Don’t worry. I get out in a few months, and I’m comin’ to save ya.” – Incarcerated criminal … Read more

Meet the real ‘refreshing new image in American politics’   “I thought that was me. …hic… Damn, lost again.”    — A GUY IN PRISON FOR 17 YEARS ALMOST BEATS THE AMERICAN MADMAN  IN YESTERDAY’S WEST VIRGINIA PRIMARY!   A CONVICT gets 40% of vote in West Virginia primary vote; Madman: 60% http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141657/Texas-INMATE-gets-40-cent-votes-Obama-West-Virginia-primary.html    -Seriously, … Read more

  Now that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the Washington Post’s ‘refreshing new image in politics’ (see previous post, below), we take a look back at her early days, before she somehow became the ‘Smartest Woman in America’ (as she has long  touted herself to be, with an intellect rivaled only by our 4th Greatest President, … Read more