President Contrivance

A quote that will be forever associated with the contrivance of ‘Barack Obama:’   Obama Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter: “Entertainment Tonight and People Magazine ‘Equally Important’ to Press Conferences” http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/08/19/obama-campaign-manager-entertainment-tonight-and-people-mag-equally-i   Madeleine ‘Not So Bright’ Albright campaigns for Obama: “We’re going to blame Bush ‘forever’” http://washingtonexaminer.com/madeleine-albright-campaigns-for-obama-were-going-to-blame-bush-forever/article/2505479#.UDOTcd1lREM     Air-head supreme:       “Don’t forget … Read more

WSJ: GAS PRICES TO SOAR

All part of the plan….   WALL STREET JOURNAL: Think Gas Prices Are Bad Now? Surge in Futures (19%+) and Cost of Oil Hasn’t Fully Shown Up at the Pump: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443713704577601443789481110.html?mod=ITP_moneyandinvesting_3     “$9 a gallon. just like in Europe!…” – ‘Barack Obama,’ the greatest fraud in the history of the world.     High … Read more

‘Obama:’ The Greatest Fraud Ever Told:

‘Barack Obama’ will go down in history as the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon an electorate.   Worse than the fraud itself, is America’s free press having conspired in so willingly.   Almost as worse, is the opposition party having enabled the fraud, by its own passivity.       The ignoramus, by his own … Read more

Michael Bloomberg is nuts. Any argument?

Bloomberg: Make Immigrants Live in Detroit, If They ‘Survive 7 Years’ Make Them Citizens http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-make-immigrants-live-detroit-if-they-survive-7-years-make-them-citizens   Bloomberg: ‘Nobody Has Come Across the U.S.-Mexico Border in a Long Time’ http://cnsnews.com/news/article/bloomberg-nobody-has-come-across-us-mexico-border-long-time     “Now that‘s a funny guy!”   “Yeah!”

You Didn’t Eat That! (Oh yes they did!)

Michelle “Shaped Like A Bell” Obama, The First Hippo-crite and Glutton, serves a greasy, fattening and sodium-laden lunch to children visiting the White House. http://washingtonexaminer.com/first-lady-serves-cabbage-sloppy-joes-and-zucchini-fries-to-kids-for-state-dinner/article/2505429   While it is true that for the first time in her adult life, she is proud of fine American food, it is only so long as she’s the one … Read more

Nancy ‘The Prune’ Pelosi Mocks Paul Ryan’s Body, On Useful-idiot Jimmy Falon’s Show

http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/aug/18/pelosi-fallon-joke-about-ryans-abs/   House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, venturing into late-night comedy with a visit to NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” on Friday. When asked for her thoughts on Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin congressman that Mitt Romney has picked for his running mate, Mrs. Pelosi said: “I don’t really know him well because I’ve never … Read more

Wish this was a joke, but it’s not: MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD CRUCIFYING OPPONENTS IN EGYPT

  Here we go again:   THIS is what a lunatic named Obama and a drunk named Hillary Clinton have wrought:   MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD IN EGYPT ‘CRUCIFIES’ (literally) OPPONENTS; ATTACKS SECULAR MEDIA Muslim Brotherhood ‘Crucifies’ Opponents, Attacks Secular Media   Here, the victim is shown having been ‘scourged’ (whipped to near death, as is part … Read more

NO JOKE: DEPT. OF “HOME-GIRL SECURITY” SCANDAL WIDENS

  Feel secure?   NOW can you undersand what is happening inside our military, and why the suicide rate among our soldiers has risen to epidemic numbers?   Could you ever imagine something this dangerous and this bizarre ever happening in a Romney-Ryan administration?   NAPOLITANO’S  DEPT. OF HOMEGIRL SECURITY IS FALLING APART AS THE … Read more

An Arab Springsteen? Not quite!

  Unlike bigoted @#$%’s Carlos Santana, Elvis Costello, Roger Waters and Annie Lennox, Bruce Springsteen has refused to boycott the Jewish state, and will be performing there in the summer of 2013.   Yom Kippur: what the holiest day in the Jewish calendar is really like…     Note to Carlos Santana: useful idiots like … Read more

TheFineReport: 2,500,000+ hits

    4 Months, 2,500,000+ hits     We continue to be the #1 source for the finest in low-brow entertainment.       “Ain’t dat da troof.” – Race-baiter, anti-Semite, MSNBC host and Barack Obama-intimate, Al Sharpton  

Fox News: Organ Trafficking on the Rise in the United States:

The main brokers of organs tend to be local organized crime groups and corrupt officials on the local level and doctors, independent transplant coordinators and transnational organized crime syndicates on the international stage. http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/16/organ-trafficking-on-rise-in-united-states/?test=latestnews     “I sold one of my balls to buy four new tires for my Mercedes. But it turned out I … Read more

Hillary, Amos & Andy

  “I hopes y’all has da vision to votes for me as V.P., and forgets all dat crooked stuff and  lyin’ I did in da past. God bless da America we is trying to create! I will gets da people workin again! We got a lot of dem chil’ren who don’t know what work means. … Read more

Hillary Clinton Enters Rehab in Preparation to Replace Joe Biden (of Amos & Andy fame):

    Hillary Clinton today entered an Alcoholics Annonymous program at an undisclosed location in preparation to replace Joe “Amos & Andy” Biden as Barry Obama’s running mate. “I was stupid in choosing a fool like Biden,” said Obama. “And I’m even more stupid in choosing a drunken fool like Clinton. But that’s how I … Read more

In a Harvard essay, young Michelle Obama argued for race-based faculty hiring

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/15/in-harvard-essay-young-michelle-obama-argued-for-race-based-faculty-hiring/   BREAKING: The Fine Report has uncovered the essay!   To Harverd law skool:    I think peelpe who are wite, should not be hired as law professerz. Black peeple should be hired, insted. Why do I say this you ask? Becauze here at Harverd, they teech the Socratic method, which iz too hard. … Read more

Biden, Amos & Andy

  Vice President Biden: “Attention all you colored peoples out dere: be careful dere, because dat Romney is gonna put y’all in chains! And it won’t be dem gold chains, like dat Mr. T has, or dem welfare chains, neither!  I gots to know a lot about da black man over time. In fact, I … Read more

NO JOKE: Bill Gates kicks off search for toilet of the future

  Microsoft co-founder and global philanthropist Bill Gates launches search for a new toilet http://ca.news.yahoo.com/bill-gates-kicks-off-search-toilet-future-233951796.html   “After the election of Barack Obama, I thought America would become the ultimate toilet. But with Romney picking Ryan, well, those two guys just might kick the sh-t out of that four-flusher Obama, and his potty-mouth V.P., Biden.  So … Read more

Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating:

  Singer Willie Nelson’s Family Protests Dog-Eating, Outside White House South Korean Embassy   http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/13/willie-nelsons-family-protests-dog-eating-outside-south-korean-embassy/     The original story: Obama used to eat dog meat http://hotair.com/archives/2012/04/17/bad-news-obama-used-to-eat-dog-meat/

Pornography Problem in the Executive Branch:

  “Houston, we have a porn problem.”    The deputy press secretary for the Department of Homeland Security was arrested for trying to seduce online someone he thought was a teenage girl. Now, the Securities and Exchange Commission found that 17 of 31 employees caught accessing porn at work since Barack Obama was elected — … Read more

It didn’t take long for GOP Establishment’s stupidity to rear it’s ugly face:

  This is beyond unbelievable:   DEBATE MODERATORS ANNOUNCED: PBS Jim Lehrer, first Pres debate, Oct 3 Denver… CNN Candy Crowley, town hall, Oct 16, Hempstead NY… CBS Bob Schieffer, third Pres debate, Oct. 22, Boca Raton… ABC Martha Raddatz, VP debate, Oct 11, Danville KY…   (source: http://drudgereport.com)     “Stupidity is back, baby!” … Read more

Vince Lombardi Drops the Hammer on Boehner — and Voters:

  “Listen you, lamebrains! — We play offense, you hear? Forget defense! No idiot coach ever won a championship with just great defense! Just who’s running this GOP show, anyway??”   – Pro football legend Vince Lombardi   “I am. And I’m tired. And I’m scared.”     “Fatigue makes cowards of us all, pal. … Read more

Another Boehner Bizarre ‘Gift’ to Obama — and a Blow to the Constitution:

  Obama signs Boehner-enabled bill exempting presidential appointees from Senate confirmation http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/10/obama-signs-bill-exempting-presidential-appointees-from-senate-confirmation/#ixzz23ItrPfzK     “The United States Constitution does not bestow kingly powers on the President to appoint the senior officers of the government with no process,” wrote Thomas McClusky, senior vice president for the Family Research Council’s legislative arm, in a memo to lawmakers … Read more

Boehner Has Second Thoughts About Ryan as V.P. Choice:

  “Judging by the favorable reaction, I find this choice of Ryan very disturbing. This calls into question Mitt Romney’s ability to lose. I mean, has the man gone crazy?  What if he wins?  We’ll all have to actually do something!” -Squeaker of the House John Boehner     “John, John, John… Have a little faith! … Read more